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My boss, last year, became obsessed with high-end drinking water.
He spent 38,000 yuan, subscribing to "Mount Fuji Snow Melt Water" for the whole year, with a box flown to the company every week.
He said this water has a perfect pH value, contains silicic acid, and fights aging.
Every day in meetings, he would hold a glass bottle and savor it carefully, also teaching us: health is the foundation of everything.
Last month, that importer was inspected.
The customs report showed that the so-called Mount Fuji water was actually bottled in Linyi, Shandong.
Source? Local tap water, filtered through a reverse osmosis process.
He was furious and called to question them.
The customer service was very calm: We only have the brand name "Mount Fuji Snow," we never said it’s Japanese water.
The bottle says "Made in China," didn’t you see?
He pulled out the bottle, searched for a long time, and in the seam inside the label, there were a few tiny characters.
Now he drinks plain boiled water instead.
But someone secretly gave him a nickname in the company chat: "Linyi Water King."
He pretended not to see it.
However, last week, there was a new item on his desk—a "Negative Ion Energy Cup" priced at 8,800 yuan.
It’s said to activate water quality.
We’re all waiting to see the next episode.