To be honest, I have to admire Trump's sense of humor.
Japanese reporter: Why weren't American allies informed about going to war with Iran?
Trump: Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor? Who understands surprise attacks better than Japan?

Bitcoin is currently supported near 69,000 and is consolidating overall within the 69,000-70,000 range.
The rebound will first look at whether the 70,000 level can be effectively broken through. After standing firm, the market is expected to continue the rebound, with the first target resistance around 71,500.
The key pivot point between bulls and bears in this round of price action is at 71,500. Only by standing firm at this level again will there be an opportunity to officially turn bullish and launch a second surge higher. Tonight, focus on monitoring this resistance level.
If the rebound m

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Only 2026 and it's already this wild?
Dell just dropped earnings: quietly slashed 11,000 jobs (10% headcount reduction)!
Meta says they're following Musk's playbook, cutting nearly 20,000 (20%), Zuck's reason being AI is burning too much cash 😂 Why doesn't he mention the metaverse, that laughable strategic blunder?
Amazon also cut 16,000 corporate positions for headcount reduction
Block did a one-time 40% cut (4,000 people), boss says AI + small teams = unstoppable!
Tech layoffs from big tech alone are probably over 50,000…
😂 Just asking, this doesn't even count the industries disrupted by A

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Today has already gained 9,000 USD, so I’m taking profits 😂
The resistance zones at 4685-4710 are good levels to set short positions, with support below at 4380-4260.
Friday, Saturday, and Sunday are rest days. See you next week!

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$BTC

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🌹Two weeks ago 63000/1840+1925/65300 long positions 2305/74600 eating meat
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🌹Monday 70700/2085 long 2385/76000 eating big meat
🌹Last night 75600/2345 shorts now 69050/2100 floating

Federal Reserve March Decision (3.19): Maintains interest rates at 3.50%-3.75% unchanged; the dot plot lowers the 2026 rate cut expectations, with only one cut expected for the entire year or possibly delayed until September; Powell adopts a hawkish stance, emphasizing inflation risks. Impact: crypto risk appetite declines, liquidity expectations cool, and short-term pressure increases.
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Everyone Forgot About $CELO After A -98% Crash. The Potential Upside From Here Is 6,860%
‍#CELO Is Currently Trading Inside A High Risk-High Reward HTF Accumulation Range Following A ~98.67% Drawdown From Its ATH, Placing Price At An Extreme Discount Zone With Elevated Risk-Reward Dynamics.
Technical Structure
✅ Previous Cycle ATH: $5.21 (Macro Liquidity High)
✅ Macro Correction: −98.67% Into Current Range (~$0.08)
✅ Multi-Year Descending Trendline Acting As Dynamic Resistance
✅ Major S/R Flip: $0.498 (Strong Support → Confirmed Resistance)
✅ Bearish Breakdown Followed By Clean Retest & Rejec

Coinbase added @PerleLabs Perle (PRL) to its listing roadmap two days ago. Today Perle released a query link. Brothers who have been doing tasks with me, check it out:
Let me briefly discuss AI today. Currently, the AI industry, especially large language model development, has entered a "data scarcity" phase. Model training relies on massive high-quality data, including data collection, preprocessing, annotation, and human feedback reinforcement learning. However, traditional centralized processes expose many problems: data privacy leaks, unstable annotation quality, high costs, and unclear ow

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Thursday, Shen Jingyi — Recap
Bitcoin executed 3 trades, 4,871 points, 41,349 oil. Ethereum executed 1 trade, 35 points, 7,129 oil
Market Recap:
Today executed taking the short all the way through, counter-trend shorts, opportunistic shorts, no matter what the rhythm is about making money. Bitcoin long-term 4,040 points with support holding strong, didn't miss short-term opportunities either, still 1,000 points from current price. All live trading followers took flight, short celebration feast.
Trade Details as follows:
Bitcoin
Trade 1: Short 71,066-69,966, 1,100 points, 22,017 oil
Trade 2: Sh

#BitcoinSupportAndResistanceAnalysis
Bitcoin price action centers around key support and resistance zones.
Technical analysis of Bitcoin continues to focus on identifying strong support and resistance levels that define short term and mid term market structure. These zones represent areas where buying or selling pressure historically increases, often leading to consolidation, reversals, or breakouts.
As market participants monitor liquidity and volume around these levels, the interaction between price and key zones becomes critical. A confirmed breakout or breakdown can shift sentiment quickl

No wonder Powell said that yesterday.

Hyperliquid begins testing fiat on-ramps via supporting credit card and bank transfers for new users.

If BitEu can't make it one day, the final strategy is to sell the account. By the way, how much could this BitEu account sell for? Is there any sugar daddy willing to give a price?