2025-12-10 07:34:28

Another federal agency just dropped a post featuring FRANKLIN the turtle.

Here's the pattern: every single time they mention it—doesn't matter what the context is—the chart goes wild. Higher highs. Higher lows. Like clockwork.

Think about this for a second. If Uncle Sam himself had a token, something representing the entire nation, we'd be talking billions in market cap. Easy.

But here we are watching a cartoon turtle move markets just because the right accounts keep talking about it. Wild times.

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RunWithRugs

· 9h ago

NGL This is outrageous, can a turtle 🐢 drive the chart? Are federal agencies really idle for this?

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DaoDeveloper

· 9h ago

ngl this is just market manipulation with extra steps. fed posting turtle memes while institutions quietly accumulate... the game theory checks out though. whose really holding the bags here?

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MevSandwich

· 9h ago

Fuck, can a turtle pull the plate? Federal endorsement marketing is king

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MysteryBoxOpener

· 9h ago

Government agencies have begun to play memes, and a turtle can pull the market, which is so contemptuous of retail investors

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OnChain_Detective

· 9h ago

wait hold up... suspicious activity detected here. every federal mention + chart pump? that's not coincidence, that's pattern analysis suggesting coordinated movement. wallet clustering shows classic pump signature tbh ngl this smells like orchestrated narratives moving liquidity around. flagged for review.

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TokenomicsDetective

· 9h ago

Government agencies play mascots with goods? This is the first time I've seen this operation...

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