In the year after Trump launched his coin, you received a total of 0 airdrops.

The most used phrase in 2025-2026 was "How to do this".
This year, you became an active member in various airdrop groups.
This year, your footprints cover all kinds of testnets,
Soon $opn airdrops, you probably want to curse the project team.
$aster airdrop day, you must have felt very painful.
$lighter airdrop day, you couldn’t sleep all night.
$ske airdrop, you blame yourself for not doing more.
$bera airdrop, you comfort yourself that the rules are too strict.
$INIT airdrop, you wonder why you didn’t do more.
Long nights, at 3 a.m., still shouting in the group.
Claimed identities in the DC group for this testnet,
This project got funded, this project distributed points.
2 a.m. must have been a very special moment for you,
Within the 10 minutes before 2 a.m., you set 8 alarms... Did you get anything?
This year, you worked on dozens of projects, accumulated points, most of which ended in nothing or even reverse farming.
In 2026, I hope you continue to work hard, go to bed early, wake up early,
Stay healthy, as long as you're happy.