The Tough Things and Tough People in Middle School

There was a classmate who kept talking in class.
The teacher told him to stand as punishment.
He stood there and suddenly said he needed to poop.
The teacher asked, "Are you going now after class?"
He said, "I was going after class, but I didn't go. Now I want to go."
The teacher told him to hold it.
He said, "I can't hold it."
The teacher said, "If you can't hold it, then just poop in your pants."
He looked at the teacher, then directly squatted down.
The teacher was stunned and asked, "What are you doing?"
He said, "Aren't you telling me to poop in my pants? I squat to do it better."