Never did I think that a blind date would end up straight in a police station.

I arranged to meet the girl for the blind date at Starbucks, and after chatting for a while, she suddenly said she had a stomachache and went to the restroom—she didn’t come back for a long time.
I was wondering whether she had slipped out through the back door, when she suddenly returned and shouted, “Don’t come near me! Stay away from me!”
I was completely baffled, and out of politeness I asked, “Are you okay? Do you want to go to the hospital?”
I didn’t expect the police to arrive. She pointed at me and cried, “Sir, you have to help me!”
Afterwards, she was taken away, and on the way, they didn’t even let me say more than a single sentence…
They checked the coffee—there was nothing wrong.
It wasn’t until I finished recording the statement that I found out: she wasn’t feeling well and suspected that I had drugged her in the iced coffee, so she ran to the restroom to report it to the police.