The leader held a two-hour meeting, with the first hour and a half spent talking about his glorious achievements in college.

Finally, someone couldn't help but ask: "So, what's the next step for our project?"
The leader was momentarily stunned: "I already explained it very clearly just now, did you not listen carefully?"
After the meeting, I asked my colleague what the leader had actually said, and my colleague replied: "He said he got second place in his college basketball tournament."