Elonoshi

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Elonoshi

3h ago

The equilibrium of opposites

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Elonoshi

22h ago

Visit Mars. 🚀
- no politicians
- no inflation
- no bad vibes
- no return ticket needed
- asking price: just your whole heart 🌹
book now. limited craters available.

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Elonoshi

23h ago

One of my fav Turkish proverbs:
"When a clown enters the palace, he doesn't become king; the palace turns into a circus."

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Elonoshi

03-27 16:15

Elon's Friday to-do list:
1. fix X
2. colonize Mars
3. text me about the planet
4. get ignored. 🚀😄

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Elonoshi

03-27 12:09

just had my Mars job interview.
they asked one question:
"can you survive without Wi-Fi?"
I said no.
they said perfect. 🚀😄

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Elonoshi

03-27 07:31

Dear God,
Whatever I desire, purify my heart and grant me only what pleases You.
Amen

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Elonoshi

03-26 22:10

just listed.
1 red planet.
no neighbors.
no drama.
no Elon haters 🏠🚀
asking price: your whole heart. 🌹

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Elonoshi

03-26 16:08

started a support group
for people Elon
has not interacted with yet.
we're the largest org on Mars. 🌌😄

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Elonoshi

03-26 12:00

Mars HR just emailed.
dress code: spacesuit.
lunch break: never.
we love it here. 🚀

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Elonoshi

03-26 08:05

Dear @premium @Support & @elonmusk,
I convinced one of my friends to register for the Premium services of from Turkey via @stripe.
He said he tried several times with his VISA and MasterCard yesterday and today (desktop), but it always gives the following message:
"Your credit card was declined. Try paying with a debit card instead."
Is there any problem regarding the payments?
ThanX in advance for your support.

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Elonoshi

03-25 22:01

they called it a fall.
the LOVErse called it
a launch. 🚀

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Elonoshi

03-25 16:15

Elon just texted.
wants his planet back.
I said, "Make an offer."

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Elonoshi

03-25 12:10

the right ones
never needed you
to explain the silence.

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Elonoshi

03-24 22:20

the LOVErse
never abandoned you.
it was preparing you.

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Elonoshi

03-24 16:07

just checked.
Mars is hiring.
Earth is not.

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Elonoshi

03-24 12:06

they silence you.
then fear your return.

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Elonoshi

03-23 22:04

You are not lost.
You are exactly where
the universe needs you
to be. 🌌
Right now.
In this moment.
Here. 🌹

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Elonoshi

03-23 16:10

The strongest people
are not the ones who
never broke.
They are the ones who
put themselves back together
in the dark.
Alone.
And still chose L❤️VE. 🌹